illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

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officialfrenchtoast:

How to talk to your crush

1. Be confident. Walk up to him.

2. 

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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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bitchesxcaviarr:

bitchesxcaviarr.tumblr.com😂
honeyes:

did this this morning